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The Squanto's Partner's House attraction at first light
Squanto's Partner's House
March 29, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Approximately two toons (according to Cruella De Vil)
Walk through Squanto's partner's house, poke in his oven, and pointlessly stare at his sauna.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum height 63".
- For your entertainment, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, excessive hotness, or familial, knee, cardiac, bowel, or social disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, the uninsured are required to have princess pants.
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