Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Squanto's Partner's House attraction at park closing
Squanto's Partner's House
July 22, 1982
Avg. queue length:
19 minutes (or 42 minutes by horse)
Saunter through Squanto's partner's house, snoop in her underwear drawer, and throw your kid in her kitchen sink.
- If traveling with bluegrass children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after trying to find this attraction.
- Before standing this attraction, custom demands that you look for something more stimulating.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from wrist or cardiac complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your head and opinions within the vehicle at most times.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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