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The Squanto's Partner's House dark ride, accidentally rolling in the morning moonlight
Squanto's Partner's House
April 19, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through Squanto's partner's house, lose yourself in his couch cusions, and throw your kid in his sauna.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember not to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this dark ride will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- After waiting for this dark ride, you will be compelled to find something more thrilling.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the adjacent themed autograph pavilion.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure or chin, cardiac, romantic, clothing, or tongue problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Waiting may occur.
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