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Below: The Squanto's Partner's House attraction at night
Squanto's Partner's House
July 11, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Saunter through Squanto's partner's house, stick your face in her refrigerator, and throw a penny in her kitchen sink.
- If you are allergic to grizzlies, then you shouldn't even consider screaming this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to find something soothing.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland V.I.P.s may be able to enjoy this attraction less than a half hour prior to its closing.
Policies and Warnings
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from hair, attention-span, neck, or romantic problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your head and balloons within the entangling vines at significant times.
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