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The Squanto's Home thrill ride, which recently celebrated its regional anniversary
March 5, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Three mouse ears
Walk through Squanto's home, stick your face in his closets, and pointlessly stare at his kitchen sink.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know enjoy this thrill ride during giving birth.
- Minimum height 32".
- Expectant mothers will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for wimps.
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