Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Squanto's Home attraction during a moment of contemplation
February 14, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Five pixies (according to www.ScientistPlanet.net)
Wander through Squanto's home, rummage in her underwear drawer, and listen to her sing from deep inside her kitchen sink.
- If you are put off by long lines, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Explosions may be too startling for children.
- For your comfort, you should be free from philosophical objections, excessive hotness, or stomach, romantic, wrist, lycanthropic, or skin disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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