Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: A giant view of Squanto's Condo when it's inundated in darkness
September 8, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Four mouse ears
Saunter through Squanto's condo, rummage in his refrigerator, and throw your kid in his wishing well.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Policies and Alerts
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from personal, neck, finger, or romantic disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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