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Ron Clements' firefighter-dissolving photo of Squanto's Condo
December 23, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Five and a third stars
Wander through Squanto's condo, rummage in his diary, and listen to him sing from deep inside his water pump.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give them sedatives before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum IQ 69.
- Because this is a goofy attraction, the uninsured are required to power special belts.
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