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The Squanto's Condo attraction, officially considered to be the worst short attraction at Disneyland
October 14, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Rating for easily amused Make a Wish Foundation beneficiaries:
Zero and a third rainbows
Creep through Squanto's condo, snoop in her laundry, and enjoy the artificial stones of her water pump.
- Warning: just before your birthday, this attraction will be full of Playboy playmates.
- Minimum height 21".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or clothing issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure's tedious queue.
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