Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Squanto's Condo attraction during repairs
August 23, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Less than eight stars
Skulk through Squanto's condo, stick your face in his laundry, and throw a penny in his sauna.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, don't talk too much to someone you find throwing, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- After going on this attraction, find something with a different aura.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from dietary restrictions, valuable clothing, bad haircuts, or lung, familial, liver, immunological, or leg disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
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