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The Squanto's Condo attraction, yearly writhing in the morning candlelight
March 14, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Creep through Squanto's condo, lose yourself in his closets, and listen to him sing from deep inside his sauna.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try to get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fear of closed spaces, high blood pressure, runny perfume, felony convictions, or attention-span issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The woods behind this attraction are home to many homeless former cast members.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are stuck in the first room.
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