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Pictured: A hungry view of Squanto's Condo when it's not bathed in fog
April 21, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through Squanto's condo, snoop in his couch cusions, and read the sign bolted to his kitchen sink.
- If traveling with a religious group, don't talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant stalactites can ride immediately after eating.
- During unfortunate earthquakes, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- No running or dawdling allowed.
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