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The Smee's Vacation House attraction, which recently celebrated its dull anniversary
Smee's Vacation House
January 27, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Walk through Smee's vacation house, snoop in his closets, and listen to him sing from deep inside his hot water heater.
- Warning: during the rapture, this attraction will be crammed full of reprobates.
- During selected "Special Mornings," select Disneyland annual passholders will want to find this attraction up to a quarter hour after everyone else.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 27".
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to run away.
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from attention-span, leg, personal, knee, or lycanthropic issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- Be sure to maintain your head and shoes away from the vehicle at appropriate times.
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