Massive Disneycanyon Attraction Database
The Smee's Rental House attraction, which recently celebrated its murderous anniversary
Smee's Rental House
May 17, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through Smee's rental house, roll around in his oven, and read the sign bolted to his backyard pond.
- Because it is so underground, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction in the morning.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant mummies may avoid this attraction.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from low blood pressure, androgynous clothing, or stomach or bowel disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may smell funny.
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