Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Smee's Rental House attraction at midday
Smee's Rental House
June 10, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through Smee's rental house, poke in her oven, and pointlessly stare at her kitchen sink.
- Warning: during Labor Day, this attraction will be uncomfortable for reprobates.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something that requires less time.
- Minimum height 49".
- Maximum height 54".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from unstopable boorishness, '50s haircuts, emotional baggage, or hair or liver problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This is the last of the many attractions that has not been rethemed since the land opened.
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