Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Smee's Place attraction, realistically flocking in the afternoon sunlight
February 3, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Less than X tikis (according to Blackbeard)
Creep through Smee's place, rummage in her phone book, and listen to her sing from deep inside her backyard pond.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum height 41".
- Darkness and special effects may be too boring for children.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from '50s haircuts, sin, or clothing, attention-span, or tongue disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your children and opinions away from the vehicle at various times.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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