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The Smee's Digs train, violently chattering in the afternoon sunlight
July 19, 1969
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 49 minutes by boat)
Walk through Smee's digs, snoop in his makeup case, and throw your kid in his kitchen sink.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, particularly pirate-addicted children will want to experience this train multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Minimum height 31".
- Contains imaginary images.
- The abandoned structures adjacent to this train are overrun with homeless former cast members.
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