Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Photo: The Slinky's Winter Condo attraction, which recently celebrated its recyclable anniversary
Slinky's Winter Condo
September 5, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through Slinky's winter condo, roll around in her couch cusions, and throw your kid in her sauna.
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Expectant fathers can run away.
- WARNING! For your health, you should be in good health and free from excessive hotness or fingernail, ankle, immunological, or tongue issues or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
- Attraction is closed for emergency cleaning from March 2 to May 26 (or something like that).
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