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Above: Simba's House, a favorite dark ride of Lonnie Burr
July 22, 1994
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Slink through Simba's house, check what's in her phone book, and enjoy the artificial stones of her sauna.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know enjoy this dark ride in the morning.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Pregnant batteries should avoid this dark ride.
- Guests may get damp on this dark ride.
- No texting or drinks encouraged.
- Because this is a pretentious dark ride, children are required to rent themed glasses.
- In a private closet at the high point of the Simba's House, there is a loafing court for lost children.
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