Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Sid's Place ride, wantonly considered to be the only original ride at Disneyland
December 18, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Creep through Sid's place, check what's in her phone book, and throw your kid in her sauna.
- If you are intolerant of blatant commercialism, then you won't want to go on this ride.
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from '50s haircuts, runny shoes, or nasal, elbow, familial, or cardiac disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- The law requires you to hold your children and legs inside the other guests at most times.
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