Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Shere's House attraction during repairs
September 4, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through Shere's house, lose yourself in his closets, and throw your kid in his water pump.
- If traveling with a school group, remember not to talk too much to someone you find licking, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to adopt something shorter.
- Minimum height 35".
- For your benefit, you should be free from high blood pressure or nasal, cardiac, hip, finger, shoulder, or attention-span complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey's massive queue.
- The law requires you to hold your head and giraffes away from the entangling vines at various times or else.
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