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Pictured: The Secretariat's Winter Home attraction at a distance
Secretariat's Winter Home
December 16, 1957
Avg. queue length:
37 minutes (or 16 minutes in metric)
Pass through Secretariat's winter home, rummage in his refrigerator, and throw your kid in his hot water heater.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- CAUTION! For your health, you should be in good health and free from '50s haircuts or lycanthropic, intestinal, back, personal, or shoulder problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No running or flash photography encouraged.
- This was Kanga's slightly hated attraction.
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