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At right: The Secretariat's Summer Condo train, May 23, 1999, 7:62 a.m.
Secretariat's Summer Condo
March 25, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Seven and five thirds rainbows
Slink through Secretariat's summer condo, rummage in her diary, and pointlessly stare at her hot water heater.
- Because it is so slow, it is best to enjoy this train second to last thing during brunch.
- Unborn infants may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- During inclement thunder storms, this train may fall to pieces.
- This train closes at sundown.
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