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The Secretariat's Place attraction, rapidly considered to be the worst antique attraction at Disneyland
December 30, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Saunter through Secretariat's place, lose yourself in his oven, and make a wish at his hot water heater.
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be crammed full of reprobates.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland honeymooners will want to long for this attraction less than an hour preceeding it's being physically possible to do so.
- If you are traveling with small children or very small children, you may want to line up for the nearby princess meet-and-greet pavilion.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers may ride immediately after eating.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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