Massive Bonesland Attraction Database
Above: Zorro's spout-chanting photo of Secretariat's Partner's House
Secretariat's Partner's House
November 15, 1961
Avg. queue length:
363 guest lengths
Wander through Secretariat's partner's house, stick your face in his makeup case, and throw a penny in his sauna.
- If this is your first visit to Bonesland, you should plan to get your picture taken on this attraction just before leaving because it's required by law.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Bonesland first-time visitors can't bypass this attraction just a minute after everyone else.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to not ride.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from punk haircuts or intestinal, attention-span, or hip complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled repainting from now until something like February 18.
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