Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Secretariat's House attraction, untimely considered to be the only strict attraction at Disneyland
January 17, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Wander through Secretariat's house, check what's in his couch cusions, and throw a penny in his hot water heater.
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as big as the sign to keep your eyes open.
- Darkness may be too startling for chickens.
- For your safety, you should be free from high blood pressure, bad haircuts, or heart, social, chin, blood, spinal, or immunological problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your large donation.