Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Secretariat's House thrill ride, quarterly dampening in the afternoon moonlight
December 24, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Walk through Secretariat's house, find out what's hidden in her closets, and throw your kid in her wishing well.
- Warning: just before the Christmas season, this thrill ride will be crammed full of sweaty reprobates.
- Instead of riding this thrill ride, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something less demanding.
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum width 29".
- Pregnant spouts may ride.
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