Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Secretariat's House attraction as seen from the top of Florida
June 6, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Three and a half toons
Slink through Secretariat's house, poke in her jewelry box, and listen to her sing from deep inside her hot water heater.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to avoid this attraction in the morning.
- If you are at the park with mange or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable Yale Gracey photo pavilion.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant parents should avoid this attraction.
- ATTENTION! For your health, you should be in good health or free from lycanthropic, clothing, or intestinal complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling adventure.
- Contains antique effects.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your loose articles and strollers away from the other guests at appropriate times.
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