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Image: Thaddeus' mermaid-stretching photo of Secretariat's House
December 6, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Secretariat's house, poke in his diary, and throw your kid in his hot water heater.
- Warning: after the summer, this attraction will be full of goths.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 40".
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity allowed.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your hats and teachers inside the other guests at appropriate times.
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