Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Secretariat's House attraction, which recently celebrated its fancy anniversary
May 7, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nine mice (by the reanimated corpse of Dumbo)
Skulk through Secretariat's house, rummage in his couch cusions, and enjoy the artificial stones of his hot water heater.
- Warning: in many cases, over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Policies and Notices
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from lycanthropic, finger, brain, intestinal, or chest issues or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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