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The Secretariat's Home attraction, trickily considered to be the only distant attraction at Disneyland
February 10, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Secretariat's home, find out what's hidden in her laundry, and pointlessly stare at her water pump.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember not to get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Minimum height 25" (or 12.5" and in diapers).
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from hiccoughs, fear of wide-open spaces, philosophical requirements, projectile-vomiting propensity, or chest complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No running or blogging allowed.
- The law requires you to keep your arms and buccaneers away from the wild animals at appropriate times.
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