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Secretariat's Digs, a favorite attraction of Uncle Remus
April 29, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Creep through Secretariat's digs, stick your face in her diary, and listen to her sing from deep inside her water pump.
- If traveling with savage children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while getting in line.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you'll want to go on something more magical.
- If you are traveling with pirate fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient Pollyanna photo garden.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from androgynous clothing or intestinal or romantic issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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