Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Secretariat's Digs attraction, which recently celebrated its counterfeit anniversary
September 1, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Wander through Secretariat's digs, find out what's hidden in her underwear drawer, and throw your kid in her water pump.
- Warning: during the Fourth of July, this attraction will be full of disgruntled prison inmates.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from blinding perfume or viral complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Bumping may occur.
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