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Above: The Secretariat's Condo attraction as seen from the top of the Death Star
August 27, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Greater than three and a half stars
Saunter through Secretariat's condo, find out what's hidden in his phone book, and enjoy the artificial stones of his sauna.
- If traveling with a large group, don't get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- ADVISEMENT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from viral, chin, heart, kidney, or stomach problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- The glow of Secretariat's Condo can be seen from as far away as the heliport.
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