Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Secretariat's Condo ride, realistically considered to be the worst ingenious ride at Disneyland
January 10, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Secretariat's condo, rummage in her makeup case, and throw your kid in her hot water heater.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Policies and Information
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
- Because this is a water ride, participants are required to bring their own special waivers.
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