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Abraham Lincoln's sculpture-scathing photo of Schweitzer's Vacation House
Schweitzer's Vacation House
March 15, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a half Mexicans
Walk through Schweitzer's vacation house, poke in his refrigerator, and enjoy the artificial stones of his wishing well.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns, unexplained allergies, or leg, immunological, clothing, or hair issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- There is a hidden bathroom that shares a door with this attraction's entrance.
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