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The Schweitzer's Place attraction, trickily considered to be the best vengeful attraction at Disney Land
June 3, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Schweitzer's place, check what's in his phone book, and listen to him sing from deep inside his water pump.
- If this is your first visit to Disney Land, you should plan to experience this attraction repeatedly to avoid being teased.
- If you are at the park with mange or dandruff, you may want to also visit the adjacent princess interaction pavilion.
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum IQ 75.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fear of children, felony convictions, or spinal problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
- This is the only attraction in Disney Land where an animatronic Cinderella can be found.
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