Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Schweitzer's Place attraction, boringly screeching in the fading moonlight
December 6, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Saunter through Schweitzer's place, poke in his phone book, and enjoy the artificial stones of his kitchen sink.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to just walk past this attraction just before leaving.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers may ride.
- Attraction may be too startling for very young consumers.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from neck, finger, immunological, clothing, viral, or lung disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Boredom may occur.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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