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Schweitzer's Place, a favorite attraction of Mater
January 7, 2009
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Wander through Schweitzer's place, discover what secrets are hidden in his closets, and read the sign bolted to his kitchen sink.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to command this attraction first thing in the morning.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from fear of wide-open spaces, inappropriate drooling, clown perfume, or fingernail complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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