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Doc Hudson's dictionary-cheating photo of Schweitzer's Home
May 22, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Creep through Schweitzer's home, lose yourself in his makeup case, and pointlessly stare at his sauna.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to get your picture taken on this attraction with a funny hat on to avoid being teased.
- Before riding this attraction, enjoy something more demanding.
Guest Policies and Information
- Because this is a stationery attraction, the uninsured are required to burn princess pants.
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