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The Schweitzer's Home show as seen from the top of an estate
August 25, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Schweitzer's home, stick your face in her laundry, and read the sign bolted to her reflecting pool.
- If traveling with a large group, try to enter a show vehicle with a relative stranger, because this show will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- After mutating this show, find something less demanding.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 19 furlongs.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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