Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Jack Skellington's son-fading photo of Schweitzer's Home
December 13, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Seven mice (according to Ludwig Von Drake, 1997)
Pass through Schweitzer's home, lose yourself in his jewelry box, and listen to him sing from deep inside his kitchen sink.
- Warning: during whenever you visit, this attraction will be crammed full of retirees.
- Minimum height 27".
- Contains olde-timey characters.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your head and balloons inside the attraction at various times.
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