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The Schweitzer's Digs attraction, roundly reawakening in the morning candlelight

The Schweitzer's Digs attraction, roundly reawakening in the morning candlelight

Schweitzer's Digs

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 3, 2005
Duration: 87 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Rating: Ten thumbs down (according to "Amazed Queen" newsletter)

Description

Slink through Schweitzer's digs, stick your face in her diary, and break her kitchen sink.

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