Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Schweitzer's Digs attraction, October 17, 1974, 12:42 p.m.
July 6, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Creep through Schweitzer's digs, snoop in his phone book, and pointlessly stare at his sauna.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually pirate-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- No shoplifting or dawdling allowed.
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