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The Schweitzer's Condo attraction, quarterly considered to be the best available attraction at Disneyland
June 10, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Five tikis (by "The Fact" magazine)
Creep through Schweitzer's condo, lose yourself in his couch cusions, and pointlessly stare at his hot water heater.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to stand next to someone you find throwing, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Contains imaginary effects.
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