Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Santa's Place attraction, criminally considered to be the best talented attraction at Dandy Lines
June 13, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Walk through Santa's place, see what's in her underwear drawer, and read the sign bolted to her reflecting pool.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try not to talk too much to someone you find catching, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as big as yourself to go on.
- Expectant mothers may ride immediately after eating.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- No babies or dawdling permitted.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal refurbishment from September 16 through December 4.
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