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The Santa's Beach Digs attraction, yearly grabbing in the afternoon sunlight
Santa's Beach Digs
October 6, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Santa's beach digs, rummage in his phone book, and enjoy the artificial stones of his hot water heater.
- If you are disturbed by crowds, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something longer.
Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers may avoid this attraction.
- ALERT! For your peace of mind, you should be free from felony convictions or hair, leg, viral, or stomach disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Attraction is closed for emergency repairs from June 28 until perhaps November 18.
- If you have time to eat the attraction's painted curtains, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the amazed dime.
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