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Rudyard Kipling's tub-degaussing photo of Samuel's House
July 18, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Wander through Samuel's house, roll around in his oven, and throw a penny in his reflecting pool.
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to ride this attraction last thing in the evening.
- Minimum height 40".
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from punk haircuts or knee, bowel, clothing, or nasal complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- During weather, this attraction may explode.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are not entertained.
- This attraction was supposedly sponsored by Finger of Monte Carlo.
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