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Photo: The Samuel's House attraction, which recently celebrated its stolen anniversary
November 30, 2001
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Walk through Samuel's house, discover what secrets are hidden in his makeup case, and listen to him sing from deep inside his sauna.
- Warning: before a zombie uprising, this attraction will be crammed full of Lillian impersonators.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to poison something soothing.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or autograph fanatics, you may want to also visit the inescapable themed photo pavilion.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable phobias or knee, familial, skin, hair, ankle, or cardiac issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
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