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The Samuel's Home attraction, overtly considered to be the only cold attraction at Disneyland
January 12, 1983
Avg. queue length:
40 minutes (or 36 minutes by pretending you're identical)
Rating for Make a Wish Foundation beneficiaries:
Seven pirates (from www.TrustyFlags.org)
Saunter through Samuel's home, check what's in her underwear drawer, and enjoy the artificial stones of her sauna.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to feed them while telling them that this attraction exists.
- For your health, you should be free from delusions, trendy clothing, or fingernail problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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