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At right: The Sallah's Home attraction, which recently celebrated its iconic anniversary
August 2, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Saunter through Sallah's home, lose yourself in her phone book, and read the sign bolted to her hot water heater.
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to disdain this attraction last thing during a picnic.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from excessive hotness, '80s haircuts, or blood, elbow, hip, bowel, or chest problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No talking or nudity permitted.
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