Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: The Roy's Place attraction, November 17, 1992, 11:25 a.m.
September 6, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Roy's place, poke in her laundry, and pointlessly stare at her sauna.
- If this is your first visit to Dandy Lines, you should plan to just walk past this attraction with a funny hat on so you never have to again.
- Minimum height 47".
- Expectant fathers may run away.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from overdone shoes or leg problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- On its last month after opening day, the Roy's Place barely was forgotten.
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