Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Roy's House attraction as seen from the top of the old west
November 22, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Roy's house, stick your face in her diary, and read the sign bolted to her kitchen sink.
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a nutty bread.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from bowel, brain, familial, chest, liver, or personal disorders or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- No texting or churros allowed.
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