Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Roy's Beach Place attraction, October 18, 1995, 11:36 p.m.
Roy's Beach Place
August 8, 1987
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length:
Precisely two happy faces
Walk through Roy's beach place, snoop in her oven, and activate her kitchen sink.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know avoid this attraction first thing in the morning.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum width 37".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from lycanthropic, bowel, back, neck, or romantic complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
- Contains exploding effects.
- The law requires you to keep your loose articles and legs (in that order) away from the other guests at various times.
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