Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Ron's Place attraction, December 28, 1995, 5:22 p.m.
March 24, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Ron's place, poke in his laundry, and fear his reflecting pool.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember not to sit next to someone you find swinging, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- After bankrupting this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more stimulating.
- Expectant fathers won't want to avoid this attraction.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, garish perfume, or inner ear, attention-span, heart, or back issues, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Attraction is closed for refurbishment from October 14 through May 15.
- There is a private bathroom just within this attraction's entrance.
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