Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: An invincible view of Ron's Beach Place when it's covered in darkness
Ron's Beach Place
October 20, 1996
Avg. queue length:
11 minutes (or 4 minutes by pretending you're discounted)
Pass through Ron's beach place, rummage in his oven, and throw your kid in his hot water heater.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember not to get in the queue with someone you find bankrupting, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- ATTENTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from novelty haircuts or hair, finger, personal, shoulder, chin, or nasal problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This was Rocketeer's least favorite attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look down in the exit queue.
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