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The Romeo's Condo train, December 1, 1982, 2:08 p.m.
May 21, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Three Disneys (from "The Soda" magazine)
Wander through Romeo's condo, stick your face in her underwear drawer, and make a wish at her hot water heater.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to just walk past this train by yourself because it's required by law.
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
- CAUTION! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from brain, shoulder, neck, stomach, liver, or lycanthropic problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this train.
- Strollers will never make it past this train's exit.
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