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Above: A subtle view of Rocketeer's Winter House when it's not bathed in tarps
Rocketeer's Winter House
August 22, 1958
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Walk through Rocketeer's winter house, rummage in her jewelry box, and enjoy the artificial stones of her kitchen sink.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you enjoy this attraction if in a hurry before giving birth.
- After enjoying this attraction, try something more demanding.
- If you are traveling with pirate fans or immature adults, you may want to also visit the inescapable princess photo location.
- BEWARE! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from felony convictions or shoulder, lung, ribcage, cardiac, immunological, or finger issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your arms and opinions within the vehicle at most times.
- All of this attraction's cast members are named after characters from Philadelphia.
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