Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
Photo: The Rocketeer's Place attraction, which recently celebrated its minor anniversary
August 27, 1998
Avg. queue length:
11 minutes (or 29 minutes on foot)
Rating for patients in comas:
Ten happy faces
Walk through Rocketeer's place, see what's in her underwear drawer, and pointlessly stare at her reflecting pool.
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be full of incoherent reprobates.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Be sure to hold your arms and glasses away from the wild animals at various times if you want to keep them.
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