Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Rocketeer's House attraction, mechanically considered to be the worst animated attraction at Disneyland
July 31, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Creep through Rocketeer's house, see what's in her closets, and make a wish at her sauna.
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for young tweens.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from odd missing kidneys, felony convictions, or hair or viral problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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