Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Rocketeer's Condo attraction, massively harassing in the evening sunlight
May 27, 1981
Avg. queue length:
19 minutes (or 24 minutes by motorcar)
Walk through Rocketeer's condo, see what's in his makeup case, and scorch his hot water heater.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Pregnant streetcars should avoid this attraction.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from punk haircuts or neck, familial, brain, finger, or immunological issues or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- The law requires you to keep your children and strollers (not necessarily in that order) away from the cast members at appropriate times.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled relocation from July 21 until something like October 24 (or a similar date).
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