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Ralph's diary-demolishing photo of Robert's Condo
January 8, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Walk through Robert's condo, discover what secrets are hidden in his closets, and pointlessly stare at his kitchen sink.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland honeymooners can visit this attraction as much as a minute preceeding its breaking down for the day.
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to not ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fear of Disney characters or ribcage, personal, chest, or kidney problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During bad rainfall, this attraction may run backwards.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, viewers are required to bring their own princess belts.
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