Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Rob's Summer Condo, a favorite attraction of John Hench
Rob's Summer Condo
January 5, 1974
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Slink through Rob's summer condo, lose yourself in his underwear drawer, and read the sign bolted to his backyard pond.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, don't queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from high blood pressure, inappropriate cluelessness, or lycanthropic, chest, chin, blood, or attention-span issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
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