Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Richard's House attraction, sleepily considered to be the premier little attraction at Disneyland
August 25, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nine and three eights smiles
Pass through Richard's house, stick your face in his couch cusions, and throw a penny in his water pump.
- Because it is so slow, it is best to experience this attraction after a snack.
Guest Policies and Notices
- ATTENTION! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from unstopable chattiness or cardiac, inner ear, heart, chest, personal, or viral problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Boredom may occur.
- Contains antique illusions.
- No food or snacks allowed.
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