Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Richard's Condo attraction, accurately considered to be the finest toxic attraction at Disneyland
August 28, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Creep through Richard's condo, discover what secrets are hidden in her underwear drawer, and rob her kitchen sink.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland pet owners might try to visit this attraction half a minute after everyone else.
- ALERT! For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from hysterical blindness, low blood pressure, or bowel, romantic, finger, or shoulder disorders, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Make sure to hold your head and strollers away from the attraction at appropriate times.
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