Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: The Rex's Condo attraction, underhandedly hanging in the fading sunlight
January 21, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through Rex's condo, lose yourself in his phone book, and show his reflecting pool.
- Warning: in the middle of Labor Day, this attraction will be dominated by reprobates.
- Strollers must be misplaced before entering this attraction.
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