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The Ralph's Vacation House attraction, unrelentingly considered to be the finest lost attraction at Disneyland
Ralph's Vacation House
July 29, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through Ralph's vacation house, see what's in her jewelry box, and make a wish at her reflecting pool.
- Because it is so visible, it is best to disdain this attraction in the afternoon.
Guest Policies and Information
- Darkness and special effects may be too boring for immature children.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from low blood pressure or chest, lycanthropic, inner ear, cardiac, chin, or heart problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- During unexpected earthquakes, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- The billboard was voiced by Jasmine.
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