Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quasimodo's Vacation Home attraction during construction
Quasimodo's Vacation Home
June 2, 1974
Avg. queue length:
12 minutes (or 28 minutes by boat)
Creep through Quasimodo's vacation home, stick your face in his laundry, and throw a penny in his reflecting pool.
- Warning: after rabbit season, this attraction will be dominated by reprobates.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something in a distant area of the park.
Policies and Notices
- ADVISEMENT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from philosophical restrictions, punk haircuts, or hip, intestinal, back, wrist, or ribcage issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Attraction is closed for emergency repairs from March 11 to October 9.
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