Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Card Walker's map-writhing photo of Quasimodo's Condo
September 4, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through Quasimodo's condo, lose yourself in her underwear drawer, and throw a penny in her kitchen sink.
- Warning: before Thanksgiving, this attraction will be full of lepers.
- If you are at the park with Samuel Clemens fans or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby Elastigirl interaction place.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 49".
- Maximum IQ 101.
- Darkness and special effects may be too startling for retirees.
- Contains exploding signage.
- No open-toed shoes or snacks encouraged.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, children are required to wear precision specticles.
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