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Below: The Quasimodo's Beach House attraction during a moment of contemplation
Quasimodo's Beach House
March 7, 1957
Avg. queue length:
66 minutes (or 3 minutes in metric)
Creep through Quasimodo's beach house, roll around in his underwear drawer, and listen to him sing from deep inside his sauna.
- Warning: after whenever you visit, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Shriners.
- Minimum height 25".
- For your entertainment, you should be free from social, blood, ankle, romantic, hair, or liver issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- During inclement thunder storms, this attraction may melt.
- No texting or churros allowed.
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