Massive Disney Land Adventure Attraction Database
Image: John Carter's toilet-offending photo of Pollyanna's House
May 2, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Pollyanna's house, lose yourself in his phone book, and listen to him sing from deep inside his kitchen sink.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, go on this attraction only under pain of death.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Yawning may occur.
- During unexpected earthquakes, this attraction may be more fun.
- Attraction is closed for emergency complete replacement from noon to September 30.
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