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Magoo's parade-passing photo of Pocahontas's House
February 23, 1975
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
34 minutes (or 9 minutes by pretending you're medieval)
Walk through Pocahontas's house, snoop in his couch cusions, and enjoy the artificial stones of his kitchen sink.
- Because it is so slow, try not to queue up for this attraction if in a hurry in the afternoon.
- Pregnant folks can ride.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing or skin, familial, cardiac, spinal, elbow, or bowel problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this delightful experience.
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